CARBOHYDRATE MASSACRE

November 3rd, 2009
Chewing Pavement

Chewing Pavement

To be performed somewhere between the styles of Minor Threat and Earth A.D. era Misfits.

Gonna eat a whole pot of pasta!
Gonna eat a whole pot of pasta!
Gonna eat a whole pot of pasta!
CARBOHYDRATE MASSACRE!

Gonna eat a big loaf of bread!
Gonna eat a big loaf of bread!
Gonna eat a big loaf of bread!
CARBOHYDRATE MASSACRE!

(chorus)
If I don’t get my carbs,
then I won’t be full!
If I don’t eat them up real soon
then someone’s gonna
DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Gonna eat a whole bag of rice!
Gonna eat a whole bag of rice!
Gonna eat a whole bag of rice!
CARBOHYDRATE MASSACRE!

Gonna eat a pound of potatoes!
Gonna eat a pound of potatoes!
Gonna eat a pound of potatoes!
CARBOHYDRATE MASSACRE!

(chorus)

(bridge)
CARBOHYDRATES!
CARBOHYDRATES!
SOME CARBOHYDRATES!
Are gonna DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE!

(chorus)
DIE DIE DIE DIE! (x 7)
DIE!

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